- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

kieran is a homosexual

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Sarah Palin.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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