- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

penis. nuff said.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What is 9+10? 19

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