- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

kieran is a homosexual

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Sarah Palin.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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