What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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