Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

whos on the right track? lady gaga

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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