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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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