- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

penis. nuff said.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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