- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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