Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

angelo snyder is not ga

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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