a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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dallen loves penis

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