- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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