- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

I wrote a funny joke.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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