- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Dwarf Shortage

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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