- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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