- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Potassium? K.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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