What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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