My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

A cat playing laser tag.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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