- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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