- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

someone called someone else a frog

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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