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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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