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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What's funny? Women's rights.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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