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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Women's rights

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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