- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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