- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

I am quite mature.

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