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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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