What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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the WNBA.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Anti Joke

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