- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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