What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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