What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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