- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Small Penis.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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