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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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