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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

there once was a black man who played basketball

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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