- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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