- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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