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Micheal Curran...that is all.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Tommy got neutered.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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