A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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A pope meets another one

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Anti Joke

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