A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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