Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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a man makes a bad joke

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human centipede

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Anti Joke

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