- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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