What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Chris Bosh's neck

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a man makes a bad joke

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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human centipede

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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