Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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I'm Coming

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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