What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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