- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

A chicken walked into the bar...

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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