- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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