- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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