- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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