- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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