What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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