Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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A young baby died.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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