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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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