- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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