- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

the WNBA.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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