What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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