A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Diarrhea

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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