- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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