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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen