- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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