Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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whats black and strange a paki

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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antijoke is the best website.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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