- Anti Joke

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head