- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Drew Knowles is gay

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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