- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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