- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's blue? The sky.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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