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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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