- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!