- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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