Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

time to spruce up!

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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