What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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