A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Justin Bieber

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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