Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Bitch

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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João Duarte reads this.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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