- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

like if your cool

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Bitch

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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