charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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