why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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guess what what ...

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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