- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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