Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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