An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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