Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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