- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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