Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Your big dick.

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Anti Joke

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