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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Gay rights.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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