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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

guess what? bannanas

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Justin Bieber

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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